4 May 2012
I had a job It was real smelly Then one day I got an offer for the telly
I was in two minds But I said yes Because the woman from the telly had a sexy dress
A life of grime That was the program T.V world was gonna see who I am
When I got home I told my father He weren’t happy but it weren’t a palaver
He said “son, you don’t wanna do that” “You’ll be on the telly and you’ll look a right Pratt”
I knew he was right My job was shit It’s not like I’m a banker or some super rich git
So the very next day When it was time for my shot I disappeared Like the telly’s little dot...
A Life Of Grime • Opuss № I