Squint Eye

@Yassy75

Abbi

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@Yassy75

Rocket is cute

Rocket is a cat That is sitting on a mat Some mice got in And thrown in the bin.

@StraffordBaker

The Man By The River

There once was a man by the river, Who felt an unnatural shiver, He turned in his stride, To an awful surprise, Some arsehole had taken his liver. -AB.

@tommakesmusic

This Cupboard

This cupboard smells like my boots. Not like roses but like foots. It's turning my nose up, Curling my toes up, So I'll use it for hiding my loots!.

@Yassy75

Hi

Hi if you like my limerick 'Rocket is cute' please comment HERE.

@hiddenjellytot

Life As A Hound

Ever wondered what life's like as a hound You can hear every single sound From the drop of a pin, To the opening tin You'll be sure to be home with bound.

@Toulbox

You cannot see me But you can feel me I make you happy I can make you sad If I'm angry I might make you mad I can whistle and sometimes howl I make cats whine and make dogs growl I'm way up high and...

@benaken

Bad Vicar

Our local vicars a weasel He is not good but pure evil So when God looked down He sprung hands from the ground And dragged him to live with the devil!.