The Man In The Disco
I was at the disco when I saw a man dancing he had really shiny shoes and when he danced he put his shoes on the ground and above his shoes was the lady's scurt and the man could see the lady's...
Do Something In Your Life!
"Try to do something in your life " because when I was a little boy I was rubbish at maths rubbish at English the only thing I was good at was being bad ass and of course making love "so try to do...
The Slow Snail
I was sitting in my bedroom when somebody knocked on my door it was a snail I picked up the snail and I threw it as far as I can. then 3 years later somebody knocked on my door it was the same...