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Once, a man was passing an elephant when he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that this huge creature was being held by only a small rope tied to it's back leg. No chains, no cage.
“A closed mind is often expressed through an open mouth”.
Even the word Impossible is saying I'm Possible.
Apparently 63.5% of all statistics are made up.
How come you don't see white dog poo anymore?.
Where were chips first fried. In Greece.
When you Rise in life, Your friends know who you are. When you Fall down, You know who your friends are..
The only time Success comes before Work is in the dictionary.