9 November 2012
She was know as big blue riding hood
Big blue to those she liked
She was always in trouble,
She could always start a fight.
One day she was hiding in the woods,
Hiding skipping class,
She came across a little house
She could pick the lock fast.
She cracked the lock in two minutes flat,
A new personal best!
She went inside the little house,
She made such a mess!
The kitchen had some porridge,
Three servings in three bowls,
How dare they leave such horrid food!
She threw them at the wall.
She look inside the fridge,
Nothing but veggies, eggs and jams,
Nothing she could munch on,
Not even any ham!
She slammed the door and kicked it,
A glass shattered inside,
She let out a horrid throaty laugh,
A scratchy hacking snide.
Three small chairs against the wall,
She could use a rest,
She decided to find out for herself,
Which chair felt the best.
She started with the biggest,
It had a little hole,
She pulled out the stuffing,
The wooden frame her goal.
She never got to sit on it,
It was destroyed before long,
All it's sponge and stuffing ripped out,
It was all suddenly gone.
She moved on to the second chair,
Completely made of wood,
It was completely freezing,
To her it was no good.
Now for the smallest chair,
She was to big to fit
It didn't make a difference to her,
Still she tried to sit.
She couldn't get her bum down,
The arms were in the way,
She got a knife and chopped them off,
She would get her way.
She finally got sitting in the tiny little chair,
It broke into a million pieces,
They went flying in the air!
This really made her angry,
How dare they make her fall!
To get her revenge she took a knife,
And stuck it through the wall!
She got bored and went upstairs,
The bedroom her first stop,
She got up on the little bed,
She started to hip and hop!
She crashed right through the wooden frame,
Her feet hit the floor,
She moved onto the second bed
She hopped and jumped some more.
She ripped up the pillows,
She let the feathers fly,
Then moved on to the third bed,
She never once asked why.
A family came home then,
Dad, baby and mum,
They could here her jumping,
Dad called the police to come!
They came and arrested her,
They charged her with breaking in,
They put her away for six months,
What a terrible sin!
Now old blues in the slammer,
No one thinks she's cool,
This never would have happened,
If she had just stayed in school.
Big Blue Riding Hood • Opuss № I