17 November 2012
Teacher: Why are you late
Student: Because class started before i got here
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E'
Teacher: No, thats wrong Glenn
Glenn: It might be but you asked how I spell it
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interesting
Student: A teacher
Teacher: What is the main reason for divorce?
Student: Marriage
Teacher: what looks like half an apple
Student: the other half
Teacher: what is the main reason for failure
Student: Exams
Teacher: How can a man go eight days without sleeping
Student: No problem, He sleeps at night
Teacher: George washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree but, but also admitted it. Why didn't his father punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: if I gave you €2 and you asked you dad for €3 how much would you have
Student: €2
Teacher: You dont know your maths
Student : You dont know my dad !
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