alanprideaux

alanprideaux

2012-04-13T11:53:20

People

“Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.” ― Markus Zusak.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-12T21:36:11

Life

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-12T21:31:03

By Dickens !

I read a book last night called Great Expectations,It's not as good as I thought it would be..

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alanprideaux

2012-04-11T16:21:32

Hair Loss

Never trust a man with a comb over, If he can lie to himself he can lie to you too !.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-11T09:34:41

Man

When a watch goes ill, it is not enough to move the hands; you must set the regulator. When a man does ill, it is not enough to alter his handiwork, you must regulate his heart.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-11T08:44:14

Titanic

Went to see Titanic 3D yesterday and it was so 3D I could actually feel James Cameron taking the money out of my pocket..

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alanprideaux

2012-04-10T08:04:37

Health

I've just realised that drinking is good for my health. I'm so pissed I can't light my cigarette!.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-09T20:58:13

Bucket List

I just read 100 things to do before you die, I was quite surprised to see that 'shout for help' wasn't on there!.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-09T17:41:44

Nipples

One of my nipples is slightly larger than the other two, is that normal?.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-09T14:36:35

A Thought !

Living in North Devon we are very aware that it is the tourist season. If that's the case then why aren't we allowed to shoot them ?.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-09T14:31:23

Advice For Men

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.. For instance, if they are wrapped around your throat then she is probably upset !.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-09T14:23:33

Boat Race

Commentators have called this year's boat race the most controversial since Cambridge fielded a rower without a double-barrelled surname in 1972..

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alanprideaux

2012-04-09T09:22:50

Date

I once went on a date with a girl who had her left eye missing.She was a right looker..

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alanprideaux

2012-04-08T17:57:29

Experience

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else has gone..

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alanprideaux

2012-04-08T17:11:29

A Little Joke For You !

What do you call a travelling potato . A Chipsy !.

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alanprideaux

2012-04-08T16:59:21

Untitled

What's another word for Thesaurus ?.

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