8 July 2012

[A HUSBAND AND WIFE AT HOME IN THE EVENING]

[SHES COOKING. ROOTED TO THE SPOT].

HUSBAND: [ENTERS, HANGS COAT, KISSES HER, SITS AT TABLE]

GOOD DAY? [ALWAYS PAUSES AFTER EACH LINE TO ALLOW SPACE FOR A RESPONSE THAT NEVER COMES]

SHIT.

JUST SHIT.

[OPENS PAPER AND SIMULTANEOUSLY GRABS BREAD AND BUTTER THAT IS ALREADY ON THE TABLE]

NOT REALLY

PASTA?

I MIGHT HAVE PASTA.

FUCK ME, WHAT A DAY.

[HE READS FOR A BIT, SHE COOKS FOR A BIT]

HAS THE DOG BEEN OUT FOR A SHIT?

[EVENTUALLY]

SO WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

[SHE IS FOCUSED ON THE SINK]

NOTHING?

YOU CANT HAVE DONE NOTHING.

YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING.

DID YOU RING YOUR MUM?

DID YOUR MUM RING YOU.

ANYTHING GOOD ON TELLY?

YOU'LL BE DOING YOUR EXERCISE I SUPPOSE?

I MIGHT WATCH THE FOOTBALL OKAY?

PROBABLY BE SHIT.

[THEIR EYES NEVER MEET]

albiestarOpuss № I