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alexche

Hi my name is Alex Ché, I'm twenty, go to University and currently live in the UK. I like clever writing, beach music, travelling and futbol.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-26T00:57:17

What's Wrong With This Sentence?

Paris in the the Spring.

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alexche
2012-05-25T10:15:53

I ❤ Food

Dooby Dooby doo, I love food, Yes I do, Dooby Dooby doo.

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alexche
2012-05-24T20:37:21

Take

Did you know. Were you aware. Did you ever take The time to care. Did you wonder. Or show concern. Did you ever take The time to learn. Or think or pause Or take some time.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-22T10:43:58

Travel

As I sit here watching, Every face that goes by, I see a million stories, Told by a million lives, Each and every one diverse, Each one an odyssey, And as I look, one by one, They all look back at...

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-21T02:11:51

Writers Sock

I thought that I had writers block, But then I had an itch, It was underneath my sock, The annoying little bitch, So as I scratched and scratched away, My thoughts began to wander, And a lightbulb...

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-20T23:06:32

Things I Wish I'd Known As A Baby

Don't worry, your nose can't come off by a simple pinch. And if anyone tries it, wee on them, it's your nose!.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-20T23:04:35

Things I Wish Id Known As A Baby

This is one of the only stages in your life where it is socially acceptable to just be naked. Make the most of it!.

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alexche
2012-05-20T23:03:41

Things I Wish I'd Known As A Baby

A rattle isn't a toy. Don't settle for it, cry until you get a toy car or something that moves!.

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alexche
2012-05-20T23:02:39

Things I Wish I'd Known As A Baby

One day you will probably have to wipe your parents bottom, so make the most of it when they're wiping yours!.

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alexche
2012-05-20T23:01:38

Things I Wish I'd Known As A Baby

Lego is sharp, both going in and coming out..

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-20T00:16:14

Great Advice

One of my teachers once asked me if I was the kind of guy who gets mad. Or am I the kind of guy who gets better. I owe that man, cos my life got a whole lot better!.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-20T00:10:10

End Of Term Blues

So I met a girl, And she is great, But Tomorrow I leave, Is it too late. And yet I feel, It must be fate. So I will stay, And I will wait!.

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alexche
2012-05-15T21:20:47

Corporate

If you made a pie chart of all the different factors in my life, one section may actually be labelled Pie..

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alexche
2012-05-15T19:21:04

Insert Your Own Words For Meaning

Once there was a _____ Who had lots of ______ And when ___ got _____ It all got a little ________ The _____ were forgotten, And ______ resumed..

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-15T00:38:53

Inspire Me Please

True inspiration,. is very rare to find,. So when you find something,. that lingers in your mind,. Hold it close and hold it dear,. Don't let it slip away,. Keep it present, just in case,.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-15T00:33:10

Untitled

An Opuss a day keeps my boredom at bay.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-15T00:32:05

Mid Years Resolution

Every time I see, something I've seen before, I die a bit inside, And that I can't ignore, So when I wake tomorrow, A promise I will make, To try out something new, For every dawn that breaks.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-14T18:15:59

Conversing With My Coffee

Hi. Coffee: Er hi. How are you. Coffee: Not bad, bit sugary. Oh sorry, poured too much in. Coffee: Bit late now. Ok, I'm sorry it was an accident. Coffee: You say that... What's that supposed to mean.

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alexche
2012-05-14T17:54:35

Untitled

If I was you, And you were me, I'd be confused, And so would he....

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-14T17:48:17

Untitled

When I was young, I wasn't old, Now I'm bigger, So I'm told.

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alexche
2012-05-14T17:47:27

Untitled

If I had a penny, For everyone I loved, Then I would have many, But nowhere near enough.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-14T02:02:40

General Thoughts

When I was a Child, I felt like my life was illustrated. Now I'm an Adult it feels like an ever expanding essay, without a conclusion but a bibliography of relationships.

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alexche
2012-05-14T01:59:51

SoundtrAck

If your life had a door, what would the doorbell sound like?.

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alexche
2012-05-14T01:57:21

Haiku You

You have scarred my life, Burnt your name upon my soul, Masochistic fun.

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alexche
2012-05-13T11:17:29

Untitled

Life is precious,. Love is kind,. Hate is ugly,. Envy's blind,. Fear is there,. Bravery too,. Lust is red,. Hope is blue,. Anger's scary,. Pain is scarred,. Doubt is wary,. Empathy's hard,.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-13T01:16:12

Bacon

If life was made up of food, Sex is Bacon.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-12T01:12:11

Don't

Don't just say, Talk Don't just hear, Listen Don't just see, Look Don't just survive, Live.

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alexche
2012-05-11T01:39:21

Time

It's not the time I wanted. It's not the time I like. It's not the time I thought it was. Or the time that's right. But it's the time that I see,. On the clock that's facing me,.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-11T01:19:39

Untitled

God I wish I was as old as when I wrote this....

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alexche
2012-05-11T01:15:46

Untitled

Make sure you're nice to your mother, without her you'd be stuck in your father's testicle.

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alexche
2012-05-11T01:03:27

Happiness

Think back to the happiest moment of your life. You weren't alone were you. Happiness is real when shared.

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alexche
2012-05-11T00:12:52

Rock

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time, and goodbye for the last.

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alexche
2012-05-10T14:24:37

Corazon

I don't believe the theory that people are genetically disposed to being with as many others as possible. I think love makes the heart stronger, and a strong heart makes you stronger.

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alexche
2012-05-09T11:34:30

No Estoy Enamorado

In Spanish the term I'm in love is estoy enamorado. Estoy is the Spanish verb to be that is used to describe things which are temporary. The Spanish aren't stupid. They know love doesn't last...

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-07T01:39:44

Unconditional

I'd do anything for you, If you tell me I don't need to..

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-07T01:34:14

Cliché

Roses are red, my heart is too, But it feels so empty, when i'm not with you.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-06T13:28:36

Mi Casa

I've been to Quito, I've been to Rome I've never been anywhere that's felt like home.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-06T00:56:07

Fingers Crossed

I hope life has a sequel.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-06T00:54:01

If

If everyone pretended you were ok, for your entire life, would you want to know otherwise?.

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alexche
2012-05-06T00:52:42

If

If the creator of everything, ever, died, what would happen to us. Would we just carry on floating around?.

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alexche
2012-05-06T00:51:36

If

If you were born somewhere else, lived a different life, spoke a different language, would your favourite colour still be the same?.

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alexche
2012-05-06T00:50:33

If

If you wake up tomorrow with the belief that everything was exactly the same, but in fact everything in your life was different, you would never know. This could happen to you every day..

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-06T00:48:14

If

If you take away the white ball, snooker is way too difficult.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-06T00:47:25

If

If every person saw every colour differently, but called it the same name, no one would ever know.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-06T00:45:54

If

If your tv watched you, it'd probably be really bored.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-05T21:16

Why I Love My Housemates

I love my housemates for many reasons, including the following:. The way they mock my age. The way they mock my hookups. The way they tin foil my room.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-05T21:06:40

Marriage

It's a scary thought that marriage either ends in Divorce, or Death..

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-05T21:05:15

Long Term

Do relationships really last because of love. Or the fear of heartbreak?.

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alexche
alexche
2012-05-05T21:03:35

Potential

Intelligent people can do anything they want to do. Fools can too, they're just too foolish to realise it.

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-30T23:17:59

Pour

Just off out for a run in the rain.

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-24T14:33:47

Get Me Off Your Pie Chart

I'm so sick and tired of everybody trying to be pigeon holed. I'm in a lecture at the moment almost preaching that people can be labelled, categorised, and predictable.

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-24T12:13:54

University

Wake up, pm,. Check phone, snooze,. Have food, game,. Hungover, lose,. Lectures, snore. Go pub, one drink,. Two drinks, one more,. Pre-lash, deep think,. Queue, hit the floor,. Pardy, pardy, pardy,.

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alexche
2012-04-21T23:57:02

Cheers

When life gives you lemons, don't forget to say thank you.

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alexche
2012-04-21T23:28:55

Author Unknown

Few of us can easily surrender our belief that society must somehow make sense. The thought that the state has lost its mind is intolerable, and so the evidence must be denied..

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-21T22:29:10

JL

Would you class yourself as ordinary. If not why not. Is there something that defines you as a person. If there is then you have just defined yourself as a person, am I wrong.

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-20T13:43:26

Perfection

Perfection is not a permanent concept. It is a momentary thing and cannot last. If it did it would no longer be perfect, but ordinary. Think of a moment in your life that was "perfect", did it last.

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-20T13:40:04

Or

I want to live in a place that's sunny all the time, the people are always smiling and having fun, there are pure white sands on a beach that is always warm, the sky is always blue, there is no war,...

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-20T13:19:10

Bang Bang

Shoot for the moon. And if you hit it, it'll confuse lots of astronauts.

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alexche
2012-04-20T13:09:05

50 Ways To Say Goodbye

She had a shock on the water, fell in no-one caught her, returning everything I bought her. Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes.

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alexche
2012-04-20T13:00:57

End

All things end badly, otherwise they wouldn't end.

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alexche
2012-04-20T00:43:17

Spooky

I want to see a ghost someday. Or an alien. Even a leprachaun will do. Anything to reassure me that there is something else and that when we die it isnt the end.

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alexche
alexche
2012-04-20T00:40:16

The View From My Sockets

It is impossible to comprehend everything. If you try to visualise everything that ever has been, is and will be, there is no way the human brain can accommodate that much information.

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