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Doctor, doctor! My brother thinks he's a horse! The surgery will cost a lot of money That's no problem, he's just won the grand national
TV advert: Wash it with Vabreeze! Man: Ok! *Man gets the peas and washes table* Man: Boy, do ads lie.
Ed Sheeran: My guitar broke Man: Then go build a Lego House
Steven said to his best friend, Bob, to mind his house and his pets while he was gone on holiday. Steven went on Holiday to Spain happily. Two days later Steven rang to check up on everything then Bob said, "Your dog fell off the roof and d…
A man was walking down the street, he had a white t-shirt with a jacket over it and jeans with black shoes. The man was saying, "I can't afford anything my money's gone, I'm fired from my job". Then a man with a white tuxedo and a white top…
I had a dog, he was called Oscar. He was such a bad boy! He was born on 25th May 2009, he was the best dog in the world his breed was rare! It was called a Schnauzer. <3 Oscar.
Boy: How old are you? Man: 42 Boy: LIAR Man: Orly Boy: Yarly Man: Norly Boy: Yarly Man: NO WAI
Oh I see what you did there...
What the sausages happened to my Rank?!
Why does this app have to do with cats when its called "Opuss" I'd expect it to be associated with Octopuses...
Just got Opuss, amazing so far :)