29 April 2012
The prequel to the "short-random" series. Enjoy!
Mc Narhual? We have a mission for you... Andy mandy-lead worker of MI6.5-gingerly slid a small faxed document towards him. "we are investigating the case of grapes, I understand you saw the commotion at the graping? "indeed... Go on" replied mc Narhual cautiously. "I want you to get to know his friend Bread, perhaps he will know more of the conspiracy. For the destruction of the earth-gate key. Currently stationed for trans-Atlantic ferrying. Nestled beneath the inner crust of a tesco value black current pie. I need you to survey grapes, he knows something, something which could threaten the future of the planet..." Andy trailed off.
There was an awkward silence. Mc Narhual eventually broke it, "Ok... Let's do it!" "You will need some gadgets and a training montage, Manni will help you. Good luck" Andy bid Mc Narhual farewell and strolled out.
Manni Hench was the training and gadgets expert for MI6.5. He quickly greeted Mc Nathual and soon they were working out to "eye of the tiger" Then they met again in the inventory room, filled with lots of harmless looking objects, most of which explode, so they were careful to stay clear of the shelves. "For your mission you will need to be equipped with our latest gadgets" said Manni "here we have the 'champagne-o-burn' it looks like a champagne bottle. But is in fact a flamethrower" He produced an iPhone, the 'phone-o-burn' ... Also a flamethrower. Then we have the-" "Is this one a flamethrower by any chance?" Mc Narhual cut in. Manni opened his mouth but decided to put the 'torch-o-burn' down. "Flamethrowers aside we do have one more gadget, the 'fuzzalert-promatic'" he produced a button with an elastic strap. "You strap this to your face and when it looks like your doing a facepalm you ate actually alerting the fuzz" "NEEEAT!" Mc Narhual approved. "finally you will be disguised as 'Mc Walrus' what you must do is remove your horn and use this one as well as tusks" he handed Mc Narhual a tusk. "good luck!"
Mc Walrus left the building, a completely different person, as he did he ran into his old colleague sammo mackenbear "Hey! Sup sammo?" "Not much not much, I hear your staying with bread now, good cover by the way" Sammo replied cheerfully. "Listen I've got to go... but catch up soon ok?" Said Mc Walrus "Will do, and keep an eye on Bread, he could be dangerous... Bye!"
And with that Mc Walrus left in his minicab, and set off for his new life as Mc Walrus.
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Short Random Prequel • Opuss № I