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I know I get a lot of stuff off sickipedia but it's better than most of the quotes on here that posted many many times...

Sickipedia • Opuss № I

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constant…

Job • Opuss № I

I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I won't be able to afford it.

Next Apple Product • Opuss № I

I do not believe in God, how can any body believe in a God if there is so much suffering in the world.

God • Opuss № I

Follow me on Instagram please! - @wolflink97 I'll follow you back if comment what your Instagram name is! :-)

Instagram • Opuss № I

The Twilight Saga,So realistic that you feel the life being sucked from you as you watch.

...Life... • Opuss № I

I'm watching you've been framed and a women fell into a plant pot... My step-dad who is sat next to me said, 'oh no she soiled her self!'..... Oh dear...

You've Been Framed • Opuss № I

Is it better to have a lower or higher rank on Opuss?

Ranking System • Opuss № I

You never realise what you've got till it's gone.Toilet paper being a good example.

Toilet Paper For Example • Opuss № I

Watching The Big Bang Theory... I love This show! :-D

TBBT • Opuss № I

I've recently been having really good dreams. :-)

☁Dream☁ • Opuss № I

Trying to work out an anagram for easter is a real teaser.

Easter Anagram • Opuss № I

The amount of people who confuse ''to'' and ''too'' is amazing two me.

To, Too And Two • Opuss № I

I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'. I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.

Opuss № I