19 April 2012
1. Write things that are older than Internet itself. And your mum. Together.
2. Write things that claims to be true, although most normal people have already googled it. Refer to the #1 rule.
3. Pretend that there is no such thing as ending a quote with "unknown".
4. Claim that Bob Marley said ALL THE THINGS. Refer to rule #3 and #2.
5. The Google and common sense is a lie, so don't use it...
6. ... But feel free to use copy-paste.
7. Do not use commas, scramble where you put the spaces and quotation signs. There is no such thing as grammar...
8. ...nor is there such a thing as proofreading.
9. Neglect the terms of service, who needs rules anyway?
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