alicevictoria
The end is near The time has come My Opuss will be no more Because I get bored easily
The awkward moment when you sneeze and fart at the same time.....
I love it when the blossom falls from the breeze and the leaves from the trees make whirl pools it seems I love it when it lands on your hand whilst you stand under the grand blossom tree I love it when the air hits your hair and you think …
2 minutes ago I was following 55 people now I'm only following 34... How does that work?
:D thank you all of my beautiful followers I have 100 of you!!!!
We your daydreaming and realise your staring right at a randomer
Whenever I clean my teeth tooth paste seems to end up all over my face
When people try to get under umbrella and they push you out and keep them nice and dry!
My mum told me when I was little that when the ice cream truck played his song that meant he had run out of ice creams..... And I sadly believed her, that's 7 years of ice cream I missed out on!
My friends like a band which they say they are "dedicated" to, I say they are obsessed
I love moustaches!
Mmmmmh Ben and Jerrys ice cream :)
I'm not lazy... I just like to relax a lot
When your dad puts "lol" on his texts..
Is anyone else wide awake -.-
The kittens are born!!!!!!!
Is anyone else as paranoid as me, i have to check under my bed twice before I go to bed
Whoever made the bed is a genius!
Documentaries by David Attenborough are my heaven !
When your two stone, one year nephew sits on your face....... Pain
I'm 15 but i still watch Cartoon Network is that sad..
HAIL are you serious!
When you write on your hand and forget then lean on it and it's printed on your face
Rolie polie olie!
Hairy bikers are AWESOME !
When you push your food together so it look likes you have eaten more.
Starfish can turn their stomachs inside out!
When you accidentally like something ad then read it is about masturbation :o
When the cat lies on you to make you uncomfortable and them comfortable!
Honey bees have hair on their eyes.
When I was younger my mum and dad thought I was deaf.... Turned out I just didn't listen
When it pours down with rain does any one else have the erg to run and dance in it :)
Aww the bounce is gone from his bungie.
Mmmh that looks nice..... Errr that tastes horrible.
When something takes hours to do but still turns out crap :/
The weirder you are the more creative you get !
If God was real why are good people dying !
One spoonful of yoghurt for me, one spoonful of yoghurt for the cat :)
The best animation, I must say, has got to be in the film 20 million miles to earth !
Your cookies have gone, the only reasonable explanation you think for this is the Cookie monster must of ate them
When a friend asks what you think and you haven't been listening to anything they are saying...
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on! When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness! Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occassion…
He looks back to see him dragging along the floor, who's walking the dog now he thought.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have trust issues
Life's to short, take risks
Why are baby's toys so colourful and amazing but I can't play with them because it looks weird
Seeing a spider isn't the problem, it becomes a problem when it disappears