I'm 50, with two young children and thinking "where am I going to get the energy to last another 20-30 years"?
David Cameron last seen following Man City & Man United out of Europe..... What a fucking TWAT. (political satire at its finest!).
It's been interesting following the media and social networking sites since Jeremy Clarkson made his comments on tv last night.
Today is a day to show solidarity with the public sector workers who are striking.
Neutrino. Who's there. Knock-knock..
Q: Can a lady with a wooden leg change a pound note. A: No. She only has half a nicker. Note: this joke can be brought bang up to date by using Heather Mills as the subject matter in the question..