10 May 2012
Day Seven: A script for a one minute radio show.
Tom: Hey, it's five o clock, and you know what that- WHAT THE H--aaarg-!
*Supreme Dalek rolls in, kills broadcasting team and takes its place at the microphone, followed by two other Daleks.*
S.Dalek: (Talks to snapped microphone) How do you work this thing?
Dalek 1: I believe you speak into it, sir.
S.Dalek: Are we on air?
Dalek 1: Erm, I'm not sure, sir...
Dalek 2: It seems we may have destroyed the human equipment as we entered, sir.
S.Dalek: I don't care what we did, can't you just blast it or something, you stupid salt shaker?
Dalek 1: Salt shaker, sir?
Dalek 2: Sir, we're on in five!
*Five minutes later*
S.Dalek: Bow down, humans! Skyro speaks to you mere mortals on the-
Dalek 1: Sir, don't you mean Skaro?
S.Dalek: What?
Dalek 2: It's Skaro, sir, not Skyro.
S.Dalek: STOP BLATHERING ON, BOY!
Dalek 2: Yes si- MATT SMITH! (hides behind Supreme Dalek)
S.Dalek: Matt Smith!? I am the creator of the superior species! I have defeated planets, I have conquered lands, I have wiped out alien races, and you can't even remember my nam-
*Matt Smith walks in, looking utterly confused*
S.Dalek: o.O
*The Daleks scream "Exterminate!" at the studio door, roll out as fast as their wheels can carry them, and leave The Eleventh Doctor standing in the doorway, dumbstruck*
Matt Smith: I only wanted directions to the Coffee machine...?
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