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Public Service Announcement

Make love not war.

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Indecisiveness

My friends tell me I'm indecisive... ...but... I don't know..

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Have You Noticed...

...how you never see a McDonald's under construction - they just show up..

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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend is just like my Lamborghini Gallardo... ...I don't have one.

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Truth

Old enough to go to war... ...but not old enough to drink?.

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Shortest Joke Ever

...Dwarf shortage.

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Roses Are Red

Roses are red My name is Dave I'm bad at poems Microwave.

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Hillary Clinton

I was so proud when Hillary Clinton ran for president in 2008. So inspirational, uplifting and it showed every woman around the world... ...that there is a limit..

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