Insane Philosophy
If pigs could fly, they would be flying pigs..
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ambiguous
Master of respiration
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When I see you
The thumping of a heartbeat, pounding vigorously into the chest - the ever-so-light trickle of sweat spontaneously erupting from the back of the hair - the sudden dryness of the mouth and looseness...
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Meaner than you think..
A dog is a mans best friend - but a man is only a dogs best friend when it's time for a walk.
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Worst thing...
...to say to Hitler 'Yeah, you and what army?'.
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Breakfast
Breakfast - the beautiful meal at the start of the day and gives us that boost to get the glorious day up and going.
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The Sun
Woke up to a hazy view of the shining sun and realised that seeing that made me happy.
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Lemon -> life
When life gives you lemons, grate the zest off it and use it to make a sponge cake with a hint of lemon - cake tastes good thus makes us happy - and that, my friends, is how you link lemons with...
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Ambiguity
'Midnight' refers to both the middle of the night but also the start of the morning. Why don't people think these things through before making names for words?!.
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Dear Christians...
You do know that 'thou shall not kill' means you can't kill anybody. Wanna add anything else to your tremendous list of contradictories - hey, you could make a book like the bible out of that!.
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God
If we were all made my God, then that means God made Justin Bieber therefore God is not all-loving - and if that isn't good enough evidence to disprove God's existence, I don't know what is...
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Opuss
Looks like Opuss have gone 1-0 on Twitter has the 'puss' has the 'tweet' for lunch - and there's my food chain joke. I'd like to designate that to the sun, as she made that joke possible.
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