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amijoy74

Got bitten by the Wanderlust bug and can express more thru writing

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amijoy74
2012-08-28T14:41:29

Lucky In Love

One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love with you who you thought you never had a chance with..

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amijoy74
2012-08-27T06:27:53

Love Hurts

When you really care about someone , their mistakes never change our feelings cause the mind gets angry but our hearts really still cares..

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amijoy74
2012-08-20T00:03:28

Preping You For The Right Ones

No relationship is a waste of time. The wrong ones teach you the lessons that prepare you for the right ones..

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amijoy74
2012-07-02T21:40:47

Put A Ring On It

The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, cause that’s the only finger that has a vein that goes directly to the heart..

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amijoy74
2012-06-30T23:49:43

Best Things In life

One of the best things in life is, seeing a smile on a person's face & knowing that you put it there..

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amijoy74
2012-06-29T00:01:06

Relationship

A relationship is not based on the length of time you spent together, it’s based on the foundation you built together..

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amijoy74
2012-06-08T13:08:40

Broken Heart

Crying is the only way your eyes speak when your mouth can't explain how things made your heart broken..

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amijoy74
2012-05-29T23:24:09

Break Up Rules

The best thing you can do after a rough breakup is move on. Don't give them the satisfaction of seeing you suffer..

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amijoy74
2012-05-29T06:57:20

Listen Up Guys

A guys biggest mistake is giving another guy an opportunity to make his girl smile. Appreciate your girl and make time for her..

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amijoy74
2012-05-14T21:15:17

Funny Parrot

One day there were three women they walked into a pet shop and a parrot shouted from the corner “pink, grey, red!” “Thats funny” says the first women, “I ve got red knickers on!” then the second...

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amijoy74
2012-05-12T23:08:22

Communion Day

Rylle Eoin had his first communion today Accepting Christ and second step to walking down the isle someday Girls were pretty wearing their white flowing frocks And little boys looked mighty handsome,...

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amijoy74
2012-05-11T08:08:05

Survival By Mr. Darwin

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." - Charles Darwin.

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amijoy74
2012-05-09T23:36:17

Being In Love

"You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss.

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amijoy74
2012-05-06T21:30:07

Happy Bithday T

Happy Birthday Tyler In Tayto park, was doing rock climbing like Peter Parker You're turning six today Another year older and wiser...yay.

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amijoy74
2012-05-04T01:34:39

Mate Match

On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game called "MateMatch". Here are the rules. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone.

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amijoy74
2012-05-04T01:30:09

Husband Mart

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

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amijoy74
2012-05-02T22:31:19

Dormitory Rules

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules.

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amijoy74
2012-05-01T23:16:08

$200 bucks It Is

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

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amijoy74
2012-05-01T23:12:01

The Newly Weds

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.

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amijoy74
2012-05-01T16:35:32

The Giant Cigarette Lighter

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

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amijoy74
2012-05-01T16:33:04

Labor Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered.

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amijoy74
2012-04-30T00:42:36

Moving House

Just transferred to another apartment And let me tell you, it's no joke. Lifting things that for some unknown reason weighed like cement And by the end of the day, I feel like I'm having a stroke.

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amijoy74
2012-04-28T03:08:10

A Woman's Prayer

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death..

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amijoy74
2012-04-28T02:59:08

The Perfect Man

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

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amijoy74
2012-04-28T02:00:35

That Awkward Moment...

When I went straight to the cash machine without realizing that there was a queue behind me, if looks could kill I'd be dead by now as the lady who I overtook was pissed.

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amijoy74
2012-04-27T17:19:52

Love Thyself First

You have to accept not everyone is going to love you back, that's why it's most important to love yourself..

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amijoy74
2012-04-27T10:07:17

Grab and Seize It!

Life is out there waiting, so go and get it. Grab it by the collar. Seize it by the scruff. –Mary Poppins.

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amijoy74
2012-04-27T02:29:29

Never Too Serious

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Author Unknown.

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amijoy74
2012-04-27T02:27:43

Awww....

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. A. A. Milne Winnie the Pooh..

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amijoy74
2012-04-26T00:33:15

Someone For You

Faith is like looking to the sky and believing there's someone out there for you. you can't see the person but you believe he/she exists..

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amijoy74
2012-04-26T00:30:17

So What's The Problem?

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem. -- Phyllis Diller.

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amijoy74
2012-04-26T00:26:26

Which Are You???

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. -- Unknown.

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amijoy74
2012-04-26T00:24:28

Having Kids

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

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amijoy74
2012-04-25T22:59:30

Having A Baby

I have a friend who's having her baby today Tis a bit early, expected date was supposedly in May Fingers crossed, everything will be fine Coz right now she is still waiting and about to whine.

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amijoy74
2012-04-25T00:22:42

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

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amijoy74
2012-04-23T23:02:02

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

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amijoy74
2012-04-23T22:51:29

What Is Love?

Love is a force more formidable than any other.

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amijoy74
2012-04-21T00:42:48

Well Said Lady Gaga

'Born this Way' is about being yourself, and loving who you are and being proud. Lady Gaga.

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amijoy74
2012-04-21T00:39:15

According To Jim

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey.

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amijoy74
2012-04-20T12:24

Evil Friend

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. Buddha.

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amijoy74
2012-04-20T00:18:39

If Only....

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Confucius.

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amijoy74
2012-04-20T00:15:29

In Learning Wisdom

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius.

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amijoy74
2012-04-20T00:11:57

Mature Vs. Immature Love

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' Erich Fromm.

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amijoy74
2012-04-20T00:08:54

Kiss

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman.

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amijoy74
2012-04-19T23:58:56

I Sure Wish I Belong To The Two Or Three

I have a million acquaintances but just two or three true friends. I can't hide anything from them. Ian Somerhalder.

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amijoy74
2012-04-19T10:26:20

Never Forgotten

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou (1928-).

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amijoy74
2012-04-19T10:21:13

So True

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968).

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amijoy74
2012-04-19T08:04:48

Happy Birthday April:)

Today is April's birthday That explains her name And thank God it's not May Or June coz that sounds pretty lame.

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amijoy74
2012-04-18T23:51:45

Tough Love

It’s really tough when someone special starts to ignore you, but it’s even tougher when you have to pretend that you don’t mind....

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amijoy74
2012-04-18T22:11:51

Love Yourself

Next time you’re stressed, take a step back, inhale and laugh. Be strong, love yourself, & love others. Remember, just keep moving forward..

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amijoy74
2012-04-17T22:58:55

According To Cary Grant

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -- Cary Grant.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T22:51:35

Wise Words From Mr. Jobs

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. -- Steve Jobs.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T22:38:32

Mismatch

Just because two things can't be together, doesn't mean there's something wrong in them. They just don't match..

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T22:22:19

Ode To Florabel

I once worked with a girl named Florabel Narina says she's cheeky but no need to dwell The old staff in Clements miss her a lot Coz she was always jolly and now lives in a place where's hot.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T09:27:42

Taking It Literally

I went to a record shop and said 'What have you got by The Doors?' He said, 'A bucket of sand and a fire blanket.' -- Tim Vine.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T09:24:18

A Kiss

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity. -- V.P. Skipper.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T08:58:55

Real Men

Real men always have time for their woman. No matter what, even if he's busy, he'll find a way to make time for her..

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T08:50:39

Being An Optimist

If we are optimistic, take a longer view, and we employ realistic methods, we can contribute to making the world a better place. ~ Dalai Lama.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T01:28:21

Love

Love doesn't always have a happy ending. Just because you love someone so much, does NOT mean they are the right one for you!.

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amijoy74
2012-04-16T00:57:22

Maria Anwen

There once was a girl named Maria Anwen Born in Tuburan, grew up and works in Dublin, She is a nurse by profession And caring for the sick and shopping is her passion.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T23:53:22

Successful Man and Woman

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T23:50:32

MEN

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. -- Dennis Leary.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T23:34:37

Life Goes On

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -- Robert Frost.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T23:27:23

According To Mr. Hemingway

They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T23:19:18

Human Equation

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. -- Janet Coleman.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T23:16:34

Three Ages Of Marriage

Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. -- Unknown.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T22:50:46

What a Woman Wants in a Man

What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) ----------------------------------- 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T22:33:49

Marrying Mr. Right

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without." -unknown.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T22:17:04

True Love's First Kiss

From this slumber you shall wake, when true love’s kiss the spell shall break. –Merryweather (Sleeping Beauty).

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T21:47:07

Giving Up

When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try..

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T11:00:01

Just For Laughs

You and your boyfriend broke up. Please post some more Adele lyrics as your Facebook status..

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T06:57:35

Marriage According To Joey

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams.

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amijoy74
2012-04-15T06:51:07

Do You Concur???

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think..

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T23:57:21

Why Settle??

Don't lower your standards to 'keep' anyone, if they're not making you happy, it's time to find someone who does..

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T23:55:08

Ann Shirley (One Of My Fave)

My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul. Anne Shirley ( Ann of the Green Gables).

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T23:40:56

Never Underestimate

Never underestimate the pain of a person, because in all honesty, everyone hurts. Some people just hide it better than others..

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T23:01:57

Untitled

I SOUND MY BARBARIC YAWP OVER THE ROOFTOPS OF THE WORLD. Dead Poet Society.

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T22:52:30

Liger???

"A liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic." Napoleon Dynamite (2004).

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T22:43:38

Truth Vs Lies

The truth doesn't cost anything, but lies will cost you EVERYTHING..

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T22:41:04

Fits The Bill For The Broken Hearted, Sad But So True

I heard that you're settled down That you found a girl and you're married now. I heard that your dreams came true. Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you..

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T22:38:06

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village, though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow.

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T22:19:08

Following joijoi74

Hey guys, if you still want to follow me, new username is amijoy74.

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amijoy74
2012-04-14T22:17:03

Is Something Wrong With Opuss??

Weirdly, I can't access my account so I had to make a new one.

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