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Guess what I saw today. Everything I looked at..
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amylouiseprice
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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@amylouiseprice: Someone explain "sexcetera" to me. I just saw people fucking in a field. That's not legal on TV, not even on NatGeo..
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Lol
When black girls take off their earrings you know shit just got real..
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Jesus
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole - amylouiseprice.
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Fail
My english teacher used to staple Burger King applications on failed tests..
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True
Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there..
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Pocket Money
”The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”.
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Untitled
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”.
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Fact
“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”.
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Lol
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
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Fridge
I can’t manage this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room..
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Early
I decided to leave work an hour early today. You should have seen the look on the co-pilots face when I grabbed the parachute..
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Limits
The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible..
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Dreams
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true..
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Smooth
Life has no smooth road for any of us; and in the bracing atmosphere of a high aim the very roughness stimulates the climber to steadier steps, till the legend, over steep ways to the stars, fulfills...
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Castles
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them..
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Bob
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” ― Bob Marley.
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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.
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Drink Up
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day..
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<3
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands..
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man..
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