If one came, I'd be fucked. I've just stubbed my big toe on my right foot and smashed my left knee into the table. Also, DemonChild has nicked all the best weapons in the house, including kitchen scissors and the big piece of wood I was saving for any unwanted visitors (other than spiders).
So, when the undead hordes come shambling after us all, anybody want to team up with a clumsy, weapon less woman and a tooled up, kick ass eight year old?
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