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andrewdavid

Art technician from Newcastle upon Tyne. Loves food, stand-up and, unsurprisingly, art.

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Andrew's Advice #2

I find that drinking alone is not nearly as productive retrospectively as I believe it to be at the time..

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andrewdavid

Success

"We should make sure that our ideas of success are our own." Alain de Botton Not that I'm one for soppy, inspirational quotes or anything, I just quite liked this one....

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andrewdavid

Tupperware Dilemma

I love tupperware.

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andrewdavid

Jäger Drinks #1

Equal quantities of Jäger and Guinness = a dirty dentist. Tastes a bit like a dentist covered in Black Jacks. Somehow brilliant, though!.

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Who Needs Banana Skins?

"One teacher who slipped on a grape on a stairwell and aggravated a hernia problem that lead to an operation, was awarded £200,000." i, page 4, 06/04/12.

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andrewdavid

Andrew's Advice #1

Always utilise flaps where available..

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andrewdavid

The Prophet Heather

I was walking down the back lane this morning. It was the first day of March, and there was still a light dusting of icing sugar frost on rooftops and cars.

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