andyglover
In a small small street. In a small small house. Lived a man named Dan. He drives a white van. He eats beans out of the can. He is also a football fan.
There was a young flea named clouse. He lived somewhere in my house. Nobody knows where. Probably in my dogs hair. The young little flea named clouse.
A woman walks back into her house from a night out with her friends. She is a little bit drunk so she stumbles up the stairs. When she gets to the top hat husband comes to meet her. A little bit drunk she grabs hold of his shoulders and sai…
A man walks into a bar, well actually that's not strictly true...... He ducked before it hit him
Sometimes I get so distracte......bunny
There once was a man named Josh. He was so very posh. He wore a top hat. Had a corgi named pat. Who scratched on the door with a rat a tat tat.
Life is like a roller coaster, it goes up and down until it reaches the end.
Wherever you look in your house. There it is like a little mouse. Hiding away out of sight. Until appears the moon at night. Then it will come to life. Along with that long lost butter knife. As they sparkle, shine and shimmer. As the moon …
The elephant is a little bird It hops from bough to bough It builds it's little nest in rhubarb And whistles like a cow