6 June 2012
(Caution: 722 words)(So plz comment at least xD)
She went off to the town for a mission, code name: DAMWIAD (Don't Ask Me What I Am Doing). She prepared for a month to carry out a self planned mission. She has no friends or mates, her parents abandoned her at the age of 12. The 14 year old, funny and works for her own living seems to enjoy life at its peak. She walks up to the police: "Oh worthy police! I praise your bravery! O worthiest!" she said, cheekily while staring at a piece of paper. The police, without skipping a beat, snatched the paper. He stared blankly at awkward symbols. The only English sentence was: Give me your phone number, pretty please! Please! Please! (go to www.hundredplease.com)."No kiddo. No kiddo." The girl grinned. She learned reverse philosophy. She opened her Hundred please account and voila! His phone number.
The next day she approached the bank manager-she sneaked- and said, cheekily,"Ahoy matey!" putting the tip of a toy sword below his chin. "I have sailed dee seven seas in search of thee! Now gimme yer phone number or I'd called mai wine army!". The bank manager saw no harm and gave it away.
Next, she approached a 4 year old kid, and said, with a kind face,"Oh! You are cute!" and before you know it, she growled,"Gimme candy!" The kid cried and was well enough her. Her mum approached her but she immediately snatch her phone. "Hello? We have business!" went the other side of the phone. Yes, the girl replied,"What's my phone number?" The man on the other side replied it, and she hanged him up. Oh and she threw the phone into the dustbin. Clink! Clonk!
Yet again, she approached another man. He was an actor, acting as Romeo, in Romeo and Juliet. He never acted before...publicly. "Oh I am your biggest fan," that 14 year old said,"and tell me your mobile number so I know when is your next show!" He gave it away, and felt great! -.-
She gathered it all and studied them. They were all ending with 4, somehow. Instead of the national phone code-used differentiate the phone number from foreign and local-she replaced it with foreign codes. She called the police's number, with an Indian code. On the Indian world a man picked up, speaking in Hindi. She said,"You are fired!" Unfortunately, the guy knew English. Fortunately, the guy was a successful business man who was his own boss. The man bookmarked the number and saved it.
Next, she used the banker's number, with the Saudi Arabian code. "Hello, may I talk with your daughter?" The man stared. He had no daughter, so he pretended to be a girl and and since he didn't know much English, he said it weakly, but girly,"Hi! I is strangers daughter and I like books." That cunning 14 year old, replied,"oh! Your father is under the Saudi punishment for stealing and will be in jail" She hanged up. Unfortunately, the law for stealing in Islam is to cut your hand, not jail. The man saved the number.
Then she used the little kid's mother's number with the Nigerian code. A wealthy African picked up and said before the girl could," I know! I love the movies and stuff. Bai!" "No, no, I stole your money, 5 hundred dollars!" He hanged up and saved the number.
She left the actor's number and went to bed...
At the morning, she called the actor and told him that she collected the numbers of the people who wanted to see him. She ordered him to come to her home and call with her mobile. He called the Indian. He called the Saudi. He called the African. After the call he told the girl what happened:"I called one dude and he said that I am fired. The Other said that he has his hand cut off and teh other dude said that he has my money." The girl had cunningly, done something before being asleep.
The actor went to the acting company and found that he was fired. Next he found that his action figures' hands have been amputated. Then he found 2 dollars stolen.
Useless prank?
(next part might come c=)
Phone Number? Plz! Plz! Now!!!! • Opuss № I