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apinke1604

28, Gadget-geek bookworm and despairing mother of one.

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I wish Googling myself yielded better results.

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Words To Live By

Eat well, travel often..

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Pinterest

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues".

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On a scale of one to Adele, how tough was your break-up?.

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Honey, you can't go around saying bad words, but the fact that you say them in the right context makes mummy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like sh*t..

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I before E except after C. Weird..

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If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

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You are entitled to your incorrect opinion.

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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

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You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it..

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I plan to give you love, nurturing and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.

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I need a new perspective on life... Or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap..

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Audrey Hepburn

"Paris is always a good idea".

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Albert Einstein

"Logic will get you from A to B, imagination will take you everywhere".

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Cicero

"A room without books is like a body without a soul".

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Oscar Wilde

"What you read when you don't have to determines what you will be when you can't help it".

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