Men Who Love Themselves

artyfarty • 4 followers

Men that love themselves and think they can pull anything with a fanny makes me cringe.
The only women they "pull" are women with no class, respect and they give their fanny out like free food out on a market stool.. "Hello sir, would you like to try this?"
Sorry, that's not hot. You need to go to Specsavers.

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