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What is life?

Life • Opuss № I

My Haters Are My Motivators. - Nicki Minaj, Tumblr

My Haters • Opuss № I

You saw a shirt in a shop for $97. You didn't have the cash so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad. $50 + $50 = $100 You got $3 change, and gave one to your mum and one to your dad and kept the other one for yourself. …

Where's The Missing $1? • Opuss № I

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Politicians and Diapers • Opuss № I

In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, and left and right for information.

Up, Down, Left, Right • Opuss № I

Your really good at science. Maybe one day you'll make a cure for being a dork.

Science Joke • Opuss № I

I love you You love me We should maybe start a family In the sun In the sea In my dreams, you and me We've never met We've never touched And against all that I love you so much We talked for days We talked for hours You made me happy…

I Love You • Opuss № I