Simpsons

@Twilightianalex

"There is only one success - to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley.

@dewday0483

Did I Read It?

When you read something are you sure you read something because it could have very valuable information so always ask yourself a question "did I read a book , or did I read something"?.

@RDE

Dubstep

Alien 1: Did you send the death threat to earth yet. Alien 2: Yes, they started dancing around and called it 'dubstep'.

@Gorgieboy

Raindrops keep falling on my head.. I think its about time I got that roof repaired. :).

@iamdaniellaw

Tummy

I have an upset tummy today. I don't like this..

@AlexMurray

To All My Followers

As I am sure many of you have seen my Opuss "Please like and share" I am taking into effect what I promised.

@mrsaunders

The worst situation a person can be in is one in which he or she is accused of some heinous, yet is completely innocent, battling a crowd of cynical judges..

@saskiaskippings1

You said you loved me, You said you would love me forever, But what happened to forever. You broke your promise, You don't love me, It seems the only person who seems to have kept that promise is me.