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awesomeanchovy

I love philosophy and physics to the degree that I am happy to do it every waking second. (And unconscious seconds too).

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awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2013-01-08T18:25:09

Mathematics As Language

Math can be called a language as far as the abstract concept of a language is concerned.

20 6 107 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2013-01-08T18:21:14

Tricks

The Universe consists of many tricks. Tricks innately have a secret, as you will know. But the subtle point is realising that the secrets are themselves tricks.

14 2 60 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2013-01-08T18:20:26

Candles

The sun will not stop its march across the sky at the command of man. The candle will suffocate when either the candle grows short or the atmosphere becomes thin.

18 1 57 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-12-24T03:42:36

Snatch The Day

Carpē Diem.

6 1 2 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-12-24T03:39:04

I Think Therefore I Am

Cogito Ergo Sum.

8 1 3 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-12-24T03:33:32

Learning The Language This Title Should Be In

Ego Sum Poēta Fabulae I am a poet of the story. Just learned the genitive(possessive) case. As Opuss is a place for beautiful language I thought it fitting to post some Latin phrases.

18 2 52 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-12-12T19:11:51

Objective Escape

There is a solitary planet in a starless sky. The planet has many islands, tropical forests, and vast oceans upon its surface. The trees give blue to the oceans, and grey to the metal.

30 1 112 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-12-09T18:02:45

Blacknova: Prologue

I saw the ship I had jumped off fall away as I fell. The jetpack attached to my light metal amour caused a sharp acceleration sideways from the ship.

26 2 497 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-11-19T19:16:48

Duality

The Phoenix is death The Phoenix is life Symmetry in paradoxical irony with its emissary Carrying its message forwards and backwards Purging life in its amnesia.

20 1 26 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-11-04T16:23:39

Est Numquam Religio

There is no such thing as religion because if we could experience it there would be the possibility to understand it ergo it would be science..

6 1 26 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-10-14T23:45:48

Poētæ Summus

4.168(10^-α)Nm^2Kg^-2 Two languages that historically should have been implemented..

8 4 9 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-10-02T23:13:38

Metaphysics

Physics is convergent thinking. Philosophy is divergent thinking..

6 2 8 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-10-02T15:19:15

Rear Ended

What happens when two universes both going backwards through time with respect to the other do when they are symmetrical?.

2 1 20 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-24T01:59:52

A Few Global Warming Principle Applications

Given that quite a lot of things work on the same principles as global warming people should have a rethink.

14 0 45 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-17T14:54:39

That Is Not Right. Calling A Martian?

Can you explain right and left to a Martian over just a telephone. (no samples) @pthasse.

10 3 16 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-16T23:39:18

Eye For An Eye

I can never believe that my eyes don't tell me about multiples realities. However, conceeding the possibility in so much as my destiny is concerned is as foolish as belief..

14 1 30 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-16T20:59:46

Headsman

The headsman should always possess the crown lest he forget death..

12 1 11 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-16T19:15:31

Global Warming

With the amount of people who believe that global warming doesn't exist I decided to tell them how it works, to let them decide the magnitude of the problem for themselves.

24 8 193 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-14T20:57:39

Physicists Shouldn't Make Jokes

Two electrons walk into a bar. The bartender inquires, 'Are you a couple?'.

14 1 13 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-14T20:48:13

Space Pi

A lonely pi orbits the earth. #NerdsNeedGFs.

16 2 6 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-12T22:14:45

Education

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein.

36 2 17 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-12T21:11:32

Whims

The universe is more complex than the whims of human ambition - Younger Me..

24 1 14 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-02T12:46:48

Ironic Comment On Shrinking

"Just in time to avoid shrinking away altogether" - Alice in Wonderland.

16 2 12 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-01T18:08:49

The Only Word That Is Useless

Touch, as there is no such thing. Physicist and Proud. Only electromagnetic forces which are repulsive due to negative direction in time of the particles of negative and positive charges.

16 17 48 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-09-01T17:19:54

If You Read This Then I Will Give You Money

I have heard people say that there are endless possibilities (if you watch any TV you will know that this is in response to the curries advert about buying TVs "the endless possibilities") with...

14 2 505 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-31T20:15:51

Universe's Joke

The universe's greatest joke ubiquitously through time is humanity..

22 3 9 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-26T11:55:39

Genuine Problem

Physicists can't prove what they can't observe..

10 0 7 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-26T01:57:08

Tutorial: How To Commit Metamorphosis And Result In Eventual TimeLord DNA Possession

"Timelords eat jam." -awesomeanchovy @Burrfoot @blacknova.

12 9 6 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-26T00:50:06

Ubiquitous Allergy To Jam

I can look forward to jam. I can have enjoyed jam. But I can never have jam. #mindbender @BenBrimage Sorry for retro-competition post but this is too good to turn away from..

20 27 31 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-22T02:38:17

Instantaneous Existents

"Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning?", "But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I?" - Alice and Wonder Land A very potent philosophical hypothesis.

20 3 110 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-22T00:39:07

Schrödinger's Cat

Don't just pull the cat out. Open the box first..

10 2 10 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-07T00:00:40

Mathematics

We forge hammers But have not discovered them We create maths..

8 2 11 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-05T18:04:04

Poetry - Plato, Magnetic And Godly Metapor

The poets and their interpreters may be compared to a chain of magnetic rings suspended from one another, and from a magnet.

8 2 162 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-05T17:50:21

War

Citizens should care about war. Men should not..

6 0 8 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-08-03T20:15:05

Physicists

We do not understand the universe, only describe it..

12 0 9 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-26T11:11:44

Irrelevance Of The Reality

I went to a lecture recently in which the lecturer said, "anyone who does not find quantum theory weird has not understood it." I want to just briefly explain why, in my eyes, reality is inherently...

18 16 333 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-20T20:32:10

Binding Aliases

My truth is bound by the reminders of the past. The innocent, inherent lie that is my visage. Bound by assumed definition..

16 0 22 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-17T02:18:57

Value

Shakespeare has been remembered for more than 300 years. Now who was that silent movie star....

8 0 16 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-17T02:15:31

Evil Virgins

If abortions only destroy a blank human. Then virgins are baby killers..

10 0 12 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-17T01:49:50

Greatness

The hotter the star the shorter the time until it collapses in on itself..

14 11 14 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-16T10:15:35

Dreaming

I dreamt a dream where death was not death. With no way of knowing. It all seems so real when I submerged. Principles lost so effortlessly on the currents of time. You act to the rules of a game.

8 1 51 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-15T23:18:42

Charity?

If the universe is infinite and we assume most people who give don't experience who they are helping.

6 0 55 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-12T15:29:10

Mathematics

I don't believe in mathematics-Albert Einstein.

10 0 6 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-07-12T15:26:57

Proof For No Infinite Number Of Timetravelers In Any One Place

The people who believe they know infinity argue that if there were and will be infinite time travellers so they will all travel to us it. However this is not the case.

8 1 105 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-06-15T20:59:15

Chicken Or Egg First?

Chicken. Why you are probably asking; where is the proof. Well obviously I must elaborate: Species A is direct ancestor of the chicken. Species B is the chicken.

8 3 107 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-06-12T21:20:55

Eternity And Insignificance

The meaning of life. Like life can be expressed through maths. A Human as a percentage of existence. 80/infinity * 100 = 0.

4 0 23 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-06-01T01:39:09

Immortality

I am the warrior. Whose legend is still recited today. I am the writer. Whose ideas are read since their conception. I am the martyred whose philosophy is still followed today. I am immortal..

6 1 34 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-06-01T01:10:07

Racism

Fundamentally idiots misdefining humanity..

6 0 4 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-06-01T00:21:06

Stars And Oblivion

Stars are the seed, the sustenance. But in one swift act of cold irony they can take it all away. The spirals which encompass all other cycles of life. Ubiquitously stories are cast into oblivion.

6 1 62 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-05-06T23:14:26

Science, Magic And A Paradox.

Humans invented science and supported it by creating maths to find the means to magic. However the further they delved into discovery the more they lost their belief in magic..

6 0 30 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-05-06T19:26:58

The Electric Travel Ecomyth

The electric car. This will undoubtably bring to mind the hero to vanquish the great villain that is CO2. But has any one actually bothered to check whether it is doing any good.

8 0 140 words
awesomeanchovy
awesomeanchovy
2012-05-05T23:38:08

Superstition

There is no such thing as luck, only probability..

4 0 9 words