23 September 2012
Conversation with eight year old sister:
Emily: there's sand in my eye again
Annie: the sandman put it there in the night while you were sleeping
Emily: I don't believe the story you told me
Annie: then what do you believe?
Emily: well, in the middle of the night the sandman comes and takes out your eyeballs and he brings them to Father Christmas who rolls your eyeballs in sand all night. Just before you wake up, the sandman comes back and pops them back in and the extra sand is digested.
Annie: :S
And I thought the original story was pretty creepy!
Sandman • Opuss № I