awesomeaoife
A miracle isn't having a million friends it's having one friend who stays with you when a million have turned on you.
Somedays... Even my lucky rocket ship undies don't help
Do what makes you happy. ~be with someone who makes you smile. Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live.
The sun is up in the sky it's bright it's beautiful and so are you!
Your the ice to my cream. Your the coco to my puffs. Your the m to my m'a'ms. Your the help to my mend. But most of all..... Your the best to my friend :)
I hate it when friends ask do you have a toilet. No we shit in the garden!
I regret the day i broke up with my boyfriend. I regret the day i said i hate you to my mam. I regret the day i had a cigarette but the day i regret the most is the day i sat down wrote them all down instead of doing something about them
At 6 years Mommy I love you. At 10 years Mom whatever ! At 16 years my mom is so annoying! At 18 years I wanna leave this house! At 25 years mom you were right. At 30 years I wanna go to moms house. At 50 years i dont wanna lose my mom. At…
Two blondes driving 2 disneyworld stop at a sign, disney land left, one says ah well we will have to wait until it comes back !
A teacher was desperately trying to teach a little boy maths she said to him i have 3 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other what do i have? The little boy answered a drinking problem !
The teacher handed out sweets for the children to identify the flavour was honey. She said your mam might call your dad this a little boy looked up horrified were eating asshole!
A man and his son came to an elevator not knowing what this is he saw an old woman walk in and a beautiful young woman come out again. The man said to his son QUICK GET YOUR MOTHER!