30 August 2012
"Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit" Barney Stinson (Aka Neil Patrick Harris) Featured on How I Met Your Mother "Girls Vs. Suits"
I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking That girl was smoking hot!
Yes, I coulda nailed her But no it's not a failure Cuz there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine But Id rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Picture a world Where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy In a jacket and tie That puppy in a doubled-breast
That 80s dude with mutton chops, That baby with a lollipop! That lady cop who's kinda cute...
Nothing suits them like a suit!
(Suits!) Wingmen I can wear! (Suits!) They're oh so debonair! The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
(Suits!) Navy blue or black (Suits!) Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze...
Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please!
What would you do of you had to choose between your suits or a pot of gold? Suits.
What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you'd never grow old? Suits.
What would you pick, one million chicks or a single three piece suit? It's moot.
What if world peace was within your reach- Lalalala okay let me stop you there Lily. It's suits. Come on. Get your head out of your ass.
Two, three, four!
Girls will come and girls will go But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know There's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits lets make amends My Sunday best are my best friends! Sends casual Friday down the laundry chute...
Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute.... Like a....
Wait for it...!
Suit!! (Nothing suits him like a suit!)
-Probably the most lengendary ode to suits I've ever heard
Barney Stinson-Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit • Opuss № I