29 July 2012
Saturday, July 28 2012
So today Dr. Doomie tried to win against Super Duper Man today. Something about a death ray. Thats all I picked up from this rant.
I dont like being Dr Doomies cat! I have to wear this stupid tight collar and hes always telling me his "evil" plots and schemes. Like I care, old man!!! Whats a cat got to do with it? All I want is to be pet and played with and treats! Lots of catnip!
Whats with supervillains and cats, anyways? Why are cats evil? We are cunning, smart, mischievious creatures (and beautiful if i do say so myself) but we arent evil. And really, is it all that evil and threatening if you sit in a big velevety chair with a kitten on your lap, spilling the beans about your newest plan to your seemingly captured superhero?
And they always break out and by then they know the weak spot in your plot! Its a viscious circle!
Besides, Dr Doomie doesnt have a wife or kids, so I dont get played with, I get a bit of catnip maybe once every leap year, and he barely feeds me. Hes too busy working on his doomsday weapons that are bound to fail anyways. Ive been getting Reggie, the monkey servent, to open the window a little bit each day so eventually the crack will be big enough for us to escape this dungeon. Its literally a dungeon- thats where Dr Doomie keeps his "secret" lair (According to the huge light up Hollywood style sign out front.)
Ah, maybe Reggie should just open the stupid window right now while the Doctors not looking so we can make a break for it!
Yeah, that sounds good.
Mr Whiskers out! PEACE!
Diary Of A Villian's Pet • Opuss № I