8 August 2012
@glen
Couldn't be too far From the fights and chicks and fun Thinks Ol' Dan With his brother Sam As they wander on down to the bar "The night is young, Now let's have some fun." Exclaimed the younger one, Sam. But t'was a slow night Such a sorry sight To be a "saloon full of wonders" "But look!" cried Ol' Dan with glee "Oh me oh my oh Lordy me! It's Mullet Man, here to save the day With singin' and dancin' and beer parades." And Mullet Man approached with a smile Said, "Listen boys, I'll be here for a while. Just kick on back and relax for a bit While I give this shindig one hell of a kick." The people came like moths to a light, Men and ladies who were looking alright The band played louder than a sonic blast, Everyone was laughing, leavin' behind the dreadful past And when the sun came up, it was time to go home Ol' Dan and little Sam were left all alone But when the sun finally fell over the horizon Dan lifted his beer(And his phone from Verizon) Dialed the number and with a smile, Said "Mullet Man, are you free for a while?"
It's Mullet Man! • Opuss № I