12 March 2013
Duuude. This one is so fricking messed up.
Read at own risk!!!
So I'm sitting on a couch and there's a baby I don't recognize in the corner playing with a plastic knife. (Think fake halloween ones) and a man I don't recognize is sitting next to me and we are playing The Legend of Zelda. I think it was Wind Waker based on Link's appearence. Anyways i say "Hey what time is it?" When I look out a window and notice two moons, the normal one and an orange one. This is when I realize I am dreaming. So instead of the random guy I decide to make it Adam Young. And he's all heyyyyyy its Zelda! (Like how everyone jokes how Link is often mistaken for Zelda) and i laugh. Then he looks at his watch which is really complicated and has 13 hours instead of 12. "woa! Time flies. Gotta go darling," and he kisses me on the cheek. "We have band rehersal!" So i beg to go and he's like well i guess but we're going to Owatonna so i start doing the Harlem Shake. And i yell "ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD TRIP" (trip was really short. Like if you know music it was a stacato basically) so we get the baby which turned out to be his cousin and start the car. Then nothing really happened until we get to Owatonna. Its storming so we run inside and start laughing because he got all wet and his hair is messed up so he pours milk on my head. Now we go downstairs where the live band members are supposed to be.
This is where it gets weird.
So theyre all facing away and Adam says hi and they all turn around and they have the face of the baby with the knife! And they go "Forgetting somethiiiinnngg?" And we realize we left the baby in the car. And they all have knives, and they arent fake! So me and Adam reach into our pockets and our weapons are........... Spegetti and a banana???!!! So Adam takes the banana and jumps on a table and yells "I am Flames Pond, the absolute greatest superhero of all tiiiiimme!" And throws the banana which horribly misses. Then the baby headed Daniel comes and pokes Adam and he falls to the ground in pain. I rush over to see if Adams okay. He quickly explains that the skin of them is all poison so dont touch them. I throw all my spegetti in front of them and then they slip on it. Chuck Norris then comes and has a heart attack an dies because Bruce Lee has a crocodile ass. Then the Tardis appears ans crashes on Chuck,Bruce, and the baby mutants and Adam yells out "DONT BLINK!!!" So when everything settles down the doctor walks out! And he says he needs me to come with him and its urgent. I agree but only if Adam can come. We all go into the Tardis and in the whirlwinds my dream ends....
Lucid Dreaming 2.0! • Opuss № I