28 August 2012
Finally picked a blog topic guys.
Ill start off with my forst lucid dream. Okay, youre probably gonna wanna know who the Youtubers AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire are because it involves them. (They're British so UK people might know them better?)
So it starts when I get a letter in the mail. It said I had to go to London for a Paralegals of the World meeting (I'm 14 btw) or else I would be executed, and I couldn't bring anyone else with me. So I pack, get on the plane, and finally arrive in London. I walk around all day until I finally find this huge white dome labeled Paralegals Conference, so I go unside. "Hello!" I hear a familiar voice and turn around to see Phil Lester as the greeter. He explains he and Dan are becoming paralegals. He shows me around and introduces me to Alex Day. Then he's like ooh look your seats out next to mine and Dans! So we sit and we are waiting until they announce that the meeting will be running late and these huge, perfectly white beds spring out of the walls and everyone attacks them, and this fat kid Jonah sits on the biggest one eating KFC. So Phil goes "Have you been shopping?" and I didn't hear so e repeated himself. I said no and he says oh let's go. Turns out that the doors weren't lock, so we grab Dan and skidaddle. (as Dream Dan put it.) We go to this like... Mall in the the sky, it's like 50 floors. Will elevators! We go into a candy store and Phil complains that UK doesn't have Reese's so ten we hear Dan scream "OHMYBLOODYHELLYOUGUYSITSALLAMAFARM" and we leave him to feed the llamas so Phil can help me get a souvenir t shirt. When we come back, all llamas are dead and Dan is yelling for us to go do we get in a rocket and fly to te beach. On the way there Dan explains that he fed them Pocky and when he ran out he gave one a Malteses and the llama choked so all the other llamas died of heart attacks. Also one died of an anyuerism. So we get to the beach and Phil's like, "Fantastic, this beach is perfect at sunset!" (Isn't London landlocked?) so there's this one really giant whitewashed lifeguards chair so we sit and take photos of ourselves when Dan grabs me and says "The combustion engine of my uterus has birthed and impregnated a spleen!" and then Phil gets all close and says "it's true! And my lion is gay! GO GAY SHOE MARAIGE!" and the scream until they started making this weird alarm noise. That turned out to be my alarm clock, and this is how I woke up. Share lucid dreaming adventures in the comments! Likes always appreciated!
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