4 August 2012
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Announcer:Hi kids! Ever wish that those pesky bullies would ever stop taking your milk money anymore? Boy: They don't really do that anymore. Announcer: Well look no further! I have the solution so you can enjoy all your milky goodness! Introducing the Anti Bully Away Inator 4086! Girl: It took 4086 tries to get a marketable one of these? Announcer: Simply turn it on and point, then shoot! He or she will be tagged with a special radiation code and a pre set celebrity will come to beat them up! Boy: I wonder which celebrity mine is coded for. *zap* Oprah: Hello bully, I am Oprah and I am here to tell you not to bully. Announcer: *to Oprah* That isn't what you're getting paid for!! Boy: Who the heck is Oprah!!!! Announcer: Celebrities include: Why say them, you wouldn't know who they are anyway! So buy now! The Anti Bully Inator 4086 for the 13! *coughing:* easy payments of 14.99. And if you want to double the order, we will give you a second one with absolutely no price deduction! But wait- If you call in the next millennium we will throw in absolutely nothing for an extra 5$ plus shipping and handling! Buy now! Boy: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON!
*notice. Not a real product.
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