ayesha

ayesha

2012-03-12T16:48:12

Eye Spy

What did one eye say to the other. Just between us, someone smells...

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ayesha

2012-03-12T16:44:32

Color Coded

What color are burps. Burple..

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ayesha

2012-03-12T16:43:40

New Release (or Lack Thereof)

Have you heard of that movie called 'Constipated'. It never came out..

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ayesha

2012-02-15T17:03:32

Wis-DAMN Tooth Torture

Earache and jaw ache for past 3 days. Ouch :(.

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ayesha

2012-01-31T14:03:04

Lotsa Costa Jokes

Costa Concordia related one-liners - Q. How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships. A. On the rocks. 2.

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ayesha

2012-01-28T16:38:40

Ghostly Greetings

What should you say if you meet a ghost. How do you boo.

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ayesha

2012-01-28T16:37:34

Alphabet Horror

Why is the letter V like a monster. Because it comes after U..

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ayesha

2012-01-28T16:36:07

Lonely

Why didn't the skeleton go swimming. Because he had no body to go with..

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ayesha

2012-01-23T11:52:16

Google Love

I love how I can find the answer to anything on Google - from how to get a widget for my blog to finding height weight charts for my son to discovering what weird diseases I may have (ok that isn't...

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ayesha

2012-01-16T19:48:11

Out Of Reach

HATE it when I'm all tucked up in bed and then realize the phone battery is about 15% and will die out during the night resulting in the morning alarm not ringing, with the phone charger somewhere...

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ayesha

2012-01-16T07:06:12

Return To Reality

I want to go back in time and re-live my Spanish holiday. :(.

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ayesha

2011-12-15T07:39:03

Work Meetings

What a waste of time. Let's meet and not do any actual work..

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ayesha

2011-12-13T17:59:43

Tree Trouble

What's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree on your head, it would surely kill you. A pool table..

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ayesha

2011-12-12T04:22:26

Witch Transportation

Why do witches fly on broomsticks. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy..

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ayesha

2011-12-09T23:44:22

All Your Fault

Just remembered reading this from a very long time ago in some book -. "They fuck you up, your mom and dad,. They don't mean to, but they do. They fill you up with the faults they had,.

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ayesha

2011-12-09T09:15:34

Plant A Joke

What do you call a plant that grows on your hand. A palm tree..

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ayesha

2011-12-08T16:44:48

Once Upon A Time

‎"Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS." - Chandler, Friends season 2.

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ayesha

2011-12-08T09:30:51

Invisible...

Can anyone see me. .....(seriously, can anyone see me. Trying to get the hang of Opuss..difficult to do with 0 followers).

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ayesha

2011-12-08T02:40:27

Decapitated Dino

What do you call a dinosaur without a head. Tyrannosaurus Necks..

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ayesha

2011-12-07T18:55:10

Pirate Birthday

What did the pirate get for his 80th birthday. Arrrthritis.

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