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It's annoying when the socket is too far away from your bed for you too reach across. Ends up with you having to get out of bed to charge your phone. And then you can't use it when it's charging.
People say 'k' in texts, but I don't understand why. They are not the kind of people I would think that would want to talk about potassium..
Before the Internet was around, masturbation must have been a horrid task..
This morning, during a shower, I realised I had made a vital mistake. I had forgotten my towel, and it was in my room. This may not sound so bad, but the situation I was in makes it so much worse.
My friend just told me I was childish. There he was wearing his Ben 10 t-shirt..
Just watched the film hunger games. I thought it was A film about a fight to the death, an action and adventure film. Not a bloody romantic film..
My friend's cat is lovely, athletic, caring, friendly, fun. My cat is a lazy fat waste of space..
Iron Man is more realistic than the only way is essex..
The blackberry is a wonderful thing. And this new messenger, bbm. I was once texting a friend, having just got a new blackberry, and I wished to tell him I was going to bbm him.
It's annoying when the socket is too far away from your bed for you too reach across. Ends up with you having to get out of bed to charge your phone. And then you can't use it when it's charging.
Standing in a church doesn't make you anymore of a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car..
Drinking when your in a car is a nightmare..