Mik's Quote
If I were gay, I'd do Leonardo DiCaprio in titanic. He's so young I'd dominate that shit. George Clooney on the other hand would be fucking me!.
Thomas Paine On Conversion
Time makes more converts than reason..
B. Franklin On Reason
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do..
B. Franklin On Guests
Fish and guests stink after three days..
My Friend's Feelings
I'm as excited as a 45 year old single mother on boxing day..
