baldymemike
I had a shaving accident. I asked my wife not to use her razor on her legs and she punched me in the face.
Gollum was the ideal best man until he was asked to handover the ring
I'm so bad at sex my wife sent me on a clitoris awareness course. I didn't go. Obviously I couldn't find the venue
The Perfects fill their car again. Rucksacks and walking boots, pocket maps and waterproofs. Photos Facebooked like safari trophies. After a Sunday abseiling down The Matterhorn they return to rustle up a Mongolian banquet or two. "It…