21 June 2012
ADULT!!!
Please do not read if you're easily offended, not for the faint hearted... A poor and quite painful attempt to make fun of vulgarity... My apologies if you are offended, profanity is not my aim, these are just some (very) common every day words after all, albeit unlikely to be found all in one place...
Oh bollocks and crap, Fuck, shit and pee. Stick it up your arse, You mindless prick! Wank, vomit and scat, Cunts, puss and bugger me!
Cheesy smegma and snot. Turds, puke, scum and slime. Prat, tossers and toe rot, Knobs, tits, filth and rape. Faggot, pisser, abuse and grot, Syphilitic twats and stickly gapes.
After births and spunk ears. Dykes and skunky parts, Long breasted weepers, Lady boys and sunken tarts. Burning excretions, scabs And extremely long everlasting farts!
Politicians and paparazzi. Footballers and their wives. Bosses and human resources. Bureaucrats, insurance and tax. Bankers and cold callers. Media moguls and all their lies.
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