Smile :)
In the exam : Complete the sentence: Early to bed , early to rise........ I wrote:: I'm sure this man has no interest in his wife ..
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bebokalo13
I'm not wht i seem , i'm nothing but a dream.
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Stories by @bebokalo13 (26)
18+ Poem
Roses are red Violets are blue, Roses are red Violets are blue... I'm using my hand, But i'm thinking About you..
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Adult Joke
Once husband wanted to check his wife intelligence so he asked to his wife. Husband:: can u tell me such a sentence which can make sad and happy at the same time.
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Railway Accident!!
Once Mr. Bean went for a job interview. He was asked in the interview, " have you ever met any railway accident?" Mr. Bean replied," yes !. Once the train was going through a long tunnel.
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Iphone5 Or £50..
@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke Rooney and Messi talking @ coffee shop. Messi: man, if you saw a brand new iphone5 and £50 note on the road which one would you pick?. Rooney:: ofcourse !.
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Robot :)
@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke Once father bought a lie detecting robot. The best thing about it was it would slap automatically when someone lied.
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Don't Stop!!
Older sister talking with younger sister:: Older sister :: you are so young ...so , if your boyfriend hugs you then say "don't" and if he kisses you then say "stop" ok my little sister.
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Burger On Lunchtime:::
Teacher:: ok students , whoever gives my question's answer correct will get one burger on lunch time. Jimmy quickly threw his bag out of the window. Teacher :: who threw that bag out of the window?.
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Broken Into Pieces
You said this love is unbreakable, I'll be the chair and u'll be my table, You said u'll never leave me, "forever together" we will be and the whole world will see, You said , u'll always be by my...
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Love
Boys vomit when over drunk::: Girls vomit when over loved..
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Not Yet Dreamless...
Tired .... Aimless, Not yet dreamless, Gotta move on' Change directions Who'll help my motivation. Gotta reach the stars, Win all those mental wars..
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18+ Only
In which part women's hair are more thick and curly . My best guesses were:: Pussy And Armpits Actual answer:: Africa.
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Adult ( 18+only)
At dental hospital, An old lady came to the dentist and started removing her clothes. First ...goes off her skirt, Second.. Goes off her sexy thong. After that she lie down on the bed. Dentist: mam!.
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Me!! Opuss And My Stupid Thought.
Wish i was born on the house of multi-millionaire, OR wish i had multi million on my bank account, OR wish i had some god gift talents on singing, dancing ,...
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Yesterday's Burger
At fast food restaurant: Freddie mercury: this burger is so nasty mate, yesterday's was so nice , crispy and tasty. Waiter:: that's why i served you with yesterday's burger , sir !!!.
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Sweet Text :)
A french man went to U.K. so that he can earn big. As soon as he got a job he sent a text to his wife. Accidently the text went to the wrong woman whose husband has died recently.
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Double JD With Coke ;)
Harry (uncle) ::: do u drink. Potter (nephew )::: if that's an enquiry than "hell no . i never drink" .. if that's an offer ''o yess !!'' Double JD with coke please ;).
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2 people chatting on facebook. Boy: thanks u accepted my friend request. Girl: blushing :) :) Girl:: don't you smile. Boy:: why. Girl:: u haven't uploaded any smiling pic.
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Barking Dog Seldom Bites :)
One day Jack went to see his old friend Harry. A dog started barking at him as he approach near the gate.
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Romantic Text::
Boyfriend sent a romantic text to his girlfriend::: Sweetheart if you are smiling now than please send me ur smile, if U R crying than send me your tears, if U r sleeping than send me...
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18+ Only ::Condom - Part 2
Two besties Ant Jerry and Tom saw a blonde lady swimming nude in the pool. Tom dive in the pool to watch the lady more clearly accidently he went inside her vagina.
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Birthday Ring ;)
Girlfriend : sweetheart, tomorrow is my birthday. Boyfriend: Ya' i know that honey. Girlfriend: so wht have u thought about my b'day gift. Boyfriend: i'll give you a ring. Girlfriend: oh.
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Condom: Exactly As U Said.
At the clinic:: Doctor: Using of condom can stop unwanted pregnancy. He demonstrated how to use condom putting it in his thumb and said that's how you should put it on just before sex.
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Unit: 3. Subtraction.
Teacher: If u have 10 apples and your brother ate 2 of them how much u left. Student: 8 Teacher: now if someone forcefully ate 2 of them how much u left. Student: still 8 , and some couple of...
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5 Short Stories :)
1. Once all the villagers, decided to pray for the rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came up with an umbrella. That's FAITH.
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Please Don't Read This!!
Finally the time had came, To signoff from this beautiful game. Darkness silently covering my eyes, I can clearly hear all the human cries.
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