29 April 2012

Aaah stop it with your nonsensical bull shit! The literary crap that comes out of your mouth bores me! Close it. Keep it shut.

I'm sorry, did I offend? Apologies madam. Allow me to make it up to you. Caviar and champagne for you madam? A champion horse for you madam? May I remove the pole from your rear madam? Terribly sorry I've done it again? Do forgive me.

becominghumanMadam • Opuss № I