I've just been thinking .....
The sun glistened across the ripple of the calm water as the large sail boat cut silently and slowly through the deep blue inky waters of the central Pacific Ocean.
Some of you have tried my extrasensory perception test. Nearly all have failed as you would have guessed.
If you have the very special extrasensory perception skills that only a few of us are lucky enough to possess then you will be able to read the following message.
Please be warned if you read any further you will be hypnotised. Stop now before it is too late. DO NOT say at any time that you were not warned.
The global integration of society has never been easy. Every nationality some great and some a little sleezy. All growing together and sharing this tiny spinning rock.
What did people do in customer service jobs before computers.
We were all small children once. Without a care in the world. Every day was a happy one. Then as you age life unfurls. The complications and daily rigours. Will soon come aboard their ship.
I once sat on a hill and pondered the meaning of life. You know all our daily grind and trouble and strife. I looked into the distance at the world beyond.
A frog and a toad met by a wooded pond one day. The frog was called Cedric and the toads name was May. They sat there and looked each other up and down. neither of them showed any kind of a frown.
The bridge of all sorrows is not a good place to visit. Once crossed to the opposite bank some never return. It's flimsy planking may crumble after your transit.
King Assad is offering another all inclusive holiday in Syria. All you have to do is sort his balls out for him. He wants to know which is the odd one out. His decision is final.
Can you spot the 2 deliberate mistakes . The winner will get a 1 week beach holiday for 2 in Syria:- Accommodation is paid for you just have to buy your own flights.
These are the real names of business's around the world for your light hearted amusement .
Following some recent research I thought some of you writers might appreciate a brief interlude especially you guys who write about lost love, pain and depression.
This world is full of arse holes. Of every type and creed. All nationalities in any human role. Go hand in hand with greed. The world is full of arse holes. Everywhere you turn.
Oh dear what a shame everyone doesn't look the same. But everyone is sending out a message in how they look regardless of their name. Don't be over sensitive to any written word.
Have you ever noticed that all people look like what they are. Nearly all the race have a stereotypical look.
Well the only interesting thing about this number is if you turn it around. That is of course unless you happen to live to the age of 96 then you don't give a fuck which way round it is !.
Very shortly I am going to retire from Opus. This is due to reaching my own personal goal. Quite simply my favourite sexual position is 69.
Some people on Opus don't seem to have much to do. They always appear to be on here with likes and reposts to accrue. Every time I'm go on there are all my favourites busy posting with aplomb.
#100things Men and women have forged and fought through all human time to improve their life.
Oh no, another blank page, unfortunately I'm not a sage. I have to work at it or receive some divine intervention. Unfortunately he hasn't got involved as yet so you have to put up with this shet !.
I thinks it's a fact that your first instinct and thoughts are often the right way to go. If you mull something over for too long it's not always for the best.
A warm and gentle breeze caresses my face as I sit back and watch the sun as it disappears below the shimmering horizon.
The first time I climbed a mountain it changed my life. Looking from its summit I felt void of all my strife. From that day on my own little world had altered.
I once walked upon a very distant shore. I walked without care towards any unknown door. I would let nothing stand in the way of my desire. I have now grown up and tempered this fire.
My girlfriend is often very silly. She asked me to stir her tea with my big willy. So I pulled it out and dropped it in the mug. Oh how we laughed as I stirred her tea with a shrug.
I want to live beside a palm fringed beach. A place where all mundanity cannot reach. An endless blue sky and warm turquoise sea. Just outside our back door for you and me.
Why does my daughter try to avoid me all the time. It's not that easy to explain this in rhyme. She is 16 and has lived with her mother for 5 years. When we lived together there were often tears.
All day long I leap, I jump and I hop around I have a vivid green skin, that's the way I'm found My home is cool ponds and pools of freshwaters My protruding eyes keep me safe from any predators Now...
When I was a small boy I wanted to be James Bond. Now I am middle aged I want a garden pond. When I was a small boy I wanted to eat a sweet. Now I am middle aged I get pains in my feet.
I never quite knew who lived next door. Fleeting glimpses through the curtains. They certainly appeared to be very poor. That I'm sure was very certain. The house was in a state of total disrepair.
Why oh why do we never see eye to eye. Every time it starts you know that you will cry. You know that there is never any gain. We just end up with the endless pain.
What the hell is going on I am sick to back teeth of it Everyone is pissing me off What the fuck is it all about Who says you can't do that Stop telling me what to do Your really getting up my...
Do we care, do we dare to be brave enough to share our inner thoughts our secret ways our little idiosyncrasies of all our days.
I look down from the old bridge into the river below. The reflection of sun, sky and cloud looks back at me. Water meanders on its long and weary way to and fro.
I'm currently learning Japanese and I thought that a few readers might find the cross over from our native English language interesting and useful when visiting the Land of the Rising Sun.
I couldn't sleep this morning and was reading and wanted to share a true story that I think more people should know about.
Before you set foot on the Not Often Crossed Bridge. Stop and look up high to the snow capped ridge. Just below the high hill top sits a very deep pool.
Traveling don't you hate it .
Have you ever seen a proper squirter,. She will make a surprising mess everywhere. Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a. But In her excitement she just won't care.
On Saturday night I went out to a party. It was good fun with very lively crowd. Where I met a girl who was dressed real tarty. As the night wore on I became too loud.
With some luck you have been entwined with love. Oh, but if this luck runs short love can bring you pain. Some say its a blessing from above. Other say that they won't go there again.
The one and only thing in life is for sure. Is death will come knocking upon your door. So what should you do with this short time. Apart from writing this little rhyme.
The little Earth is only small. But human race is having a ball. Severn billion souls all wanting a bit. Feeding upon the Earths enormous tit. Severn billion souls some rich some poor.
I am currently staying in a Hotel in Dubai and telephoned the reception for an adapter last night at about 10pm for the plug sockets.
I sent my first blog out to the world the other day but there is so little coming back my way, sorry next to nothing,(sorry apart from you burrfoot, but I think he works for Opus!), that I might...
Ok, well let me start by saying that I am probably not your normal everyday guy who comes onto a website like this and starts writing. I've been around and done some stuff if you know what I mean.