I mean no offence to anyone and all writings are a work of fiction and in no way about anyone or anything in particular! Have fun
Waking me from the deepest sleep. The rudest alarm, 'beep beep beep'. From under duvet my arm does move. Find the button, hit the snooze. So warm and comfy safe and sound.
All is quiet in this town The residents left long ago Leaving in a hurry Leaving all they couldn't carry No looking back When the government built it No one knew it would fall Now it was not...
It's certainly been a while... It feels a lifetime. ...there are no excuses. Only silence. The Faintest whisper, noise then follows Making full all that's hollow.
How do they grow seedless grapes??.
The little fish swam in the small pond. He was bored of life there, swimming round and round all day everyday. So today he decided to head up the stream, to see life beyond the small pond.
Holidays are great but it's always nice coming back home and sleeping in your own bed!.
Yo momma's so fat that when she heard it was chilly outside she ran to grab a bowl and spoon.
When the juices are flowing Mop it up with plenty of opuss!.
I have the pen of truth and might Grasp it strong and hold on tight To battle with the Evil knight And with his sword he ends our fight!.
AS OF RIGHT NOW THE PROPER AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN INFORMED Apparently you never listen. I did warn you!!. Ps. You're it !.
You wake up early make breakfast and go to work. I sleep late, skip lunch and stay at home. You look a million dollars. I look like I'm homeless. You come home, tidy up, have a bath.
Together we can do this!.
In the rolling hills of life. A gentle stream cuts its path. Earths deepest source. Rich in minerals. Invisible to the naked eye. Treasure lays undiscovered. Hidden in the waters bed.
High above the turquoise sea. Winds blow strong. Seagulls flee. Watching as the sky turns grey. Storm clouds brew. I sit and stay. On the rocks, hard and cold. My heart feels young. My body old.
There once lived a legend named Bob Singing songs of freedom his job Then Heaven recruited That champ undisputed Now he's jamming full time with the gods!.
Our local vicars a weasel He is not good but pure evil So when God looked down He sprung hands from the ground And dragged him to live with the devil!.
There once was a woman called Judy Who was not jolly but moody She came home one lunch And found her husband named Punch In bed with her young sister Trudy!.
There once was a sloth named Mick Who wasn't slow but was quick He entered a race And won at half pace Now he's known as slick!.
Off for a week in Cornwall to sample their ice cream, pasties, scones & clotted cream. With Plenty of beach action and dog walks to burn it all off again. Willing the sunshine after the rain.
May the 4th be with you.
The word SET only has 3 letters. Yet it has 464 definitions. How often it's the little things that have so much meaning...
Its funny when my dogs blow off, it always makes them jump. I thought I had just received a text message but realised it wasn't my phones vibrations!. Smells like Chicken.
At what point would you stand up and take control. Soon to be king you look upon your people. The country no longer as great as it once was. Laws are archaic and recession bites hard.
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a town not too dissimilar to yours. There lived an old man in an old run down house. He was the kind of person you knew existed, but no one ever saw.
1. Always focus on the main character. KEEP FOCUS 2. Throw in mystery & suspense. (an unanswered question of the future or an unknown question from the past) 3.
My favourite word. One finds it tremendously befuddling!.
The doctor came to see my dad The news I hoped would make me glad Instead a dread of all things bad Without him here forever sad The doctor came to see my mum My fathers passing had left her...
Im late and there is a Learner driver in front of me and a police car behind me!!.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Why fart and waste it. Just burp and taste it!.
Head up Heart strong Laugh hard Live long.
...cuddling on the sofa with the mrs, football on but she dont mind. Your teams just won. Your favourite film is coming up next and you know you have a day off work tommorow :).
Penny is the sweetest girl. I love her lots. She is my world. A note for her. From me to you. From the heart. Straight and true. Thanking you for loving me. Without you here I couldn't be.
A pair of black birds live in my garden. Never leaving each others sight. They bob between the bushes. Finding worms in the undergrowth. Together they built a nest against my shed.
Millions of years ago somewhere in the universe there was a cataclysmic explosion. The resulting consequences of that explosion formed many stars.
What came first- the McChicken sandwich or the Egg McMuffin?.
Leave me here Let me be Close my eyes So I can't see In my bed Sound asleep Times flies by Lost so deep Endless worlds Fantasy themes Perfect moments Sweetest dreams Pulled from bliss What is...
Super nerd, Cyber geek. Console junkie, joystick freak. Modern warfare, gears of war. FIFA 12, forza 4. Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Wario. Guitar hero, Grand theft auto. Solo mission, multiplayer.
Give peas a chance!.
I have only just Figured out how to Work it!. Just press the heart ;) Duh!.
Grab the bucket and the spade Don't forget the lemonade Put the picnic in the hamper To the beach.
Friday nights Out with mates Avoiding fights Drunken states Bingeing booze Thumping beats Downing shots Toilet seats Dance floor moves Bounce around The lovers groove Gather round Blinding...
The elephant sat alone He was sad A tear formed in his big brown eye and gently fell He would never forget How could he As he gazed out into the night sky He could only remember Right then a noise...
On top of the world looking down. Oh what a site to behold. Perched on the peak. All around is sparkly white. No sound can be heard. No soul can be seen. Only the ends of the earth.
The air is still here. The tree tops move gently in the breeze that exists up there. The outside world is muffled by the densness of the canopy above. Birds can be heard chirping happily all around.
I wonder what's next. What has life got up its sleeve this time. You never know if something amazing is on its way or it could be your last day here. That is the mystery of life.
There was a time when all we ever wanted was to be together forever Our lives were one and anything was possible What went so wrong.
To whomever this reaches, Thankyou for spending this moment here. I sincerely hope something amazing happens for you today, I'm sure it will. Today could be the first day of the rest of your life.
Early morning visitor on the bed Always so happy to say hello His sister curled asleep by my feet I reluctantly leave the warmth of my duvet Release the hounds into the garden Always full and willing...
Love you Miss you Hug you Kiss you.
Treat those how you wish to be treated.
Whatever you do do it well.
If you believe you will find a way.
What once was blue turns Dark and grey, Looks like we have rain again. Where sun once shone, All warmth now gone. Lightning flickers, thunder loud Deep within cauliflower clouds..
One man. One life. One soul. One country. One religion. One bomb. One bullet. One knife. One lie. One word. One second. Just One look. One heart.
..waking up with you knowing even sleep can not stop us living our dreams together :).
If only time could be controlled with the tv remote.. Those moments in life you wish would linger longer could be infinate. Heartbroken moments skipped in a heartbeat.