4 May 2012
I know I'm not the perfect child, But you can hardly say that YOU'RE perfect. I know I'm loud and messy and wild, But I think you're far too strict.
I know I'm not what you were hoping for, I know my room's a mess. I know your lives were better before, But what did you expect?
I know some kids are better than me But most are much much worse. You can't change who I am, you see, It just will not work.
Well, I hope you're feeling sorry now, Because I've run away. I've taken some cash and gone to Moscow, You might find me in the circus one day.
Your ex-son, Fredward.
P.S. Why did you have to call me that? I am changing my name to Matt.
Dear Mum And Dad, • Opuss № I