3 December 2012
It's not my birthday today It's not yours too? Well un-happy birthday to you I know it's come around so soon But why celebrate just one When you can have 362 Or 4, if you wanted more
Just enjoy today And have tea, that's what I say A brilliant feast laid out before you Go on, have a little chew Then wash it down with a bit of brew
Made to perfection I never get it wrong Whether it be weak or strong Just take a seat, my dear No need to leer There's plenty to go around
Sugar, my sweet? A slice of cake to eat? Help yourself Don't worry about your health They're perfectly fine Now look at the sign
Go left at the tree Say you were sent by me Then the tweedles will show you the way That's all you have to say They will take you to the red queen In her kingdom, everything is seen And she'll help you home
Un-Happy Birthday • Opuss № I