10 October 2012
I'm a tad upset, my lovelies
Tomorrow I might not opuss at all
I'm off to a book signing tomorrow
And no wifi will cause me to fall
I'm going to be in London all day
Don't know what time I'll be home
This is why I want an iPhone
So I can opuss all day long
At the moment I can't get one
But very soon I will
And when I do, you know what?
I will be very happy!
Opuss № I