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The person who invented the saying "Dimonds are a girl's best friend" clearly never had a dog.
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biasasse
Just a simple bookworm that likes to read and share any type of writing.
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Hey Harley Quinn, I've been missing your posts. I really liked your last one, the one of the ghost.
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Meet The Greek Gods
#Myth Zeus is the ruler of the sky, Posidon dominates 2/3 of this world of mine Hades is the one who tortures souls in hell Athena is the godess of wisdom and strategy, and she plans them very...
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Couplet
So much things to do, And I've only done a few..
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WiFi
We have recently moved houses and there was no WiFi or 3G. That was for about a week and a half.
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I am lucky to be born in a nice family, But i still feel like nobody understands me. My life is boring and so am I, It is one of the reasons I want to die.
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Story Ideas?
Does anyone have any idea to share. I am in a writing mood, but I cannot seem to find a topic to write about. Please?.
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After the dog, Google is man's best friend!.
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Oliver's Story Of Himself Part 1
He woke up suddenly, gasping for air and starteling everyone around him. "Where am I?" He said in between gasps to me. "You're in the beach, you just told us your story.
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Captured Part 3
"Change operation setting up. Lock all doors." A voice disturbed my sleep. Why was I sleeping again.
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"Usain Bolt ran 100m in 9.69 seconds. I van't even get off the couch in 9.69 seconds." - Unknown.
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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain.
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"I found out there's only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." - Rodney Dangerfield.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, go to Hell for the company." -Mark Twain.
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Me: I'd like some Coke, please. Waitress: Is Pepsi okay. Me: Is Monopoly money okay?. I saw it somewhere, I didn't make this up myself..
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Quote 10- Lemony Snicket
"If you are allergic to something, it is best to not put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 162.
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Quote 9- Lemony Snicket
"I heard once of a man who wanted desperately to be remembered after his death, so he spent his youth writing and rewriting his last words, and his old age repeating them every five minutes so that...
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Quote 8- Lemony Snicket
"It is very difficult to make one's way in the world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to begin with." - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 139.
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Quote 7- Lemony Snicket
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like." - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 137.
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Quote 6- Lemony Snicket
"A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, ao the officials can learn who are you, when were you born,...
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Quote 5- Lemony Snicket
"It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself." - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish, page 66.
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Quote 4- Lemony Snicket
"It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting." -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish, page.
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Quote 3- Lemony Snicket
"The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world, you'll see that teachers aren't particularly worse at doing things than anyone else, so perhaps the...
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Quote 2- Lemony Snicket
"Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the crimes, follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in...
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Quote 1 - Lemony Snicket
"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches." - Lemony Snicket, Horseadish, page 16.
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"I'm a leader, not a follower. That is, if we are not going into a dark place, then you're going first!" - someone wise.
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Captured Part 2
When I woke up, my head was muddled and very foggy. I felt dizzy and distant, and I was lying down. There was a voice talking to me, but I couldnt hear it properly.
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Captured
I could hear my heartbeat. I could also hear footsteps getting nearer. One, two, three, pause. One, two, three, pause. They were checking the boxes for fugitives. Fugitives like me. Damn it.
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Can Anyone Help Me With My Story?
I have made a Character Info for a story, but I cant figure out the story itself.
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Favoritism Sucks
My sister is six and I am twelve. I think my parents like her better.
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Sometimes it is easier for me to start writing a story by making up a vharacter and throwing him or her in a situation.
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Inspiration - Part 1
I was staring into the blank Word document, as if it might give me an idea. Having written four books, I had ran dry of stories, but the rent did not care if I had inspiration or not.
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News
Got my first slip of paper in my "2013 Happy Moments" jar. Hooray!.
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Roses Ar Red, Violets Are Blue Version
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilted, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. It is not my poem. I heard it somewhere..
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"Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute." - me.
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"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that. Last minute panic." - Bill Watterson.
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Next Year
Next year, I will do a lot of things. Here are some if them: - I have labeled a jar "2013 Happy Memories".
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Depression
I have felt it once, I don't wish it on anybody. I have felt the sadness, Threatening to pull me under. I know how it feels, Like a knife to the heart. The neverending darkness, Creeping on my life.
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Why Turtles Have Shells
Turtles have shells to hide inside Whenever you take them out for a ride. Turtles have shells to be sneaky and freak you out When they poke you with their weird, cold snout.
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